An international team of researchers has detected a mysterious void inside President Donald Trump’s head. The anomalous space, known as the President’s Big Void, showed up on imagery produced by tracking concentrations of subatomic particles called Morons as they zoomed in on the president’s hair piece. “We don’t know if the Void is one big structure, or several successive structures,” said Georgio Metropolis, founder of the Scan Trump’s Rug campaign. “What we are sure about…
"Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head"