Month: October 2017

The following tributes, published in Humor Times, were offered to the historic lineup of candidates for president in 2016. Bernie Sanders Gotta send my good wishes to Bernie As he starts on his difficult journey, Cos he’s straight and he’s true And an atheist Jew, And a Socialist – Go for it, Bernie! Hillary Clinton So what can be said about Hill, Who exists as a surrogate Bill? Though her heart’s not quite in it…

Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to immediately remove “dangerously subversive” Pope Francis I, and reinstate his “politically more reliable” predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI. “Despite his deep-sunk eyes and air of depravity,” Blair said, “we liked Benny Sixteen, as he is affectionately known, much, much better.” Blair, who famously converted to Catholicism after leaving office in…