Bible-thumping President calls famed lawgiver ‘a yuuuge loser who didn’t have a clue how to negotiate’ President Trump says that his famous inability to cite a single Bible verse has forced him recently “to take just one more look inside my favorite Book, of course only to refresh my memory about some of the details.” He was truly amazed at what he had “rediscovered.” During a press conference held in the lobby of Trump Tower,…
"Donald Trump Blasts Biblical Moses as ‘Incompetent and Weak’"Month: August 2017
World-renowned crime fighter and iconic symbol of Truth, Justice and The American Way, Superman, announced today that he was giving up on earth. “Let’s face it,” the Man of Steel said during his final interview on The Rachel Maddow Show, “America is over. Fifty years ago you guys stood for something good and positive. Freedom from want and fear, liberty of speech and conscience.. “But now it’s all just guns, bigotry, police violence, and greed, summed…
"Superman Abandons Earth, Plans to Return to Krypton" It’s a fact. America’s top cartoonists are all called Tom. Even the ones who weren’t born Tom have changed their names to it. Those who were called Thomas at birth have uniformly dropped the suffix and the Haitch and became just Toms. It’s like there’s this weird Tom Cartoonist Club. Google it. Right on top you’ll find Tom Toles and Tom Tomorrow, and of course Tom the Dancing Bug. But after them – although in…
"Why Are So Many Cartoonists Called Tom?"